CAR ACCIDENT:

A woman and a man got into a car accident, and it's really a bad one. Parehong wasak na wasak ang kanilang mga sasakyan, but mazingly neither of them were hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.... And Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, pero masuwerte pa rin tayo dahil buhay at hindi man lamang tayo nasaktan. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days. The man replied, "I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. At pagkasabi noon ay iniabot niya sa lalaki ang bote ng wine. The man shakes his head in agreement, binuksan ang bote ng wine at tinungga ng tatlong beses na halos makalahati niya ang bote, at iniabot niya pabalik sa babae. Kinuha ng babae ang bote, sinaran agad-agad ang takip at iniabot pabalik sa lalaki. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police to come..." Gets?